May 27th, 2005
All good things have to end eventually, and this weekend sees the end of Masturbation Month. However, it promises a grand finale with a number of masturbate-athons being held all over the world.
You can join in official events, or just show your support from the privacy of your own home.
Either sort out sponsorship – asking friends, family, loved ones or even work colleagues, to pay you per minute (or hour) you masturbate. Or per orgasm if you’re feeling cocky.
Or you can simply pay yourself if you’re too shy to seek sponsors.
Remember, you’re coming for a cause – so donate monies raised to your favourite charity.
In between sessions, or perhaps to get some inspiration, you can tune in to some of the live feeds showing masturbate-athon contestants.
Action in San Francisco starts at 7pm (San Francisco time) on 28 May (over 21s only – participants and viewers). For UK viewers, SF is eight hours behind GMT, so you’ll need to tune in about 3am.
Or if you’ve already put in your time this month, then just enjoy the last weekend of May, and look forward to juicy June.Tweet